Debating on whether to fix the hole in my 10th Doctor coat pocket, or just leave it and pretend it’s bigger on the inside.
Hey kids, it’s time for Rewriting History with Judge Andrew Napolitano.
No joke, in the Texas public school system elementary students are taught that tariffs were the reason for the civil war, not slavery. We had an entire curriculum built around it.
Don’t forget that as one of the largest textbook markets, many other states have to buy Texas-approved textbooks. Not only does Texas screw up their own children, but they screw up the kids of other states as well.
Seriously every person who went to public school in southern states that I know think that this is the god damn truth and it infuriates me.
Can tumblr please get its shit together and let me search more than one tag at a time?
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
Oh my god, this is the best fucking analogy I have ever seen in my entire life.
Angel: I don’t really mind the snow or anything as long as I’m with my girl.
Aubrey: (Angel I am not your girl I told you not to say stuff like that in public, people are going to get the wrong idea oh my god I am going to kill you when we get back to the yacht—)
[Based on this meme]
Happy birthday/Valentine’s day Angel! 2/14